Entertainment before lunch today (warning gross)

Today, I went to lunch at the Banana Cafe and decided to eat on the outdoor patio.  While deciding what to get and enjoying some delicious chips and salsa I noticed a man walking by having a very hard time walking in a straight path.  This guy was clearly having trouble even standing up.  It was 11:30 in the morning on a Thursday and this guy was nearly blackout drunk.  He slowly wobbled by and then attempted to cross E St.  About halfway across E Street he decided he was going to cross 8th street too taking a diagonal path across both streets.  Meanwhile cars in all directions had to stop and wait.  He finally made it across and zig zagged his way to the front of 711 where he leaned his head on a large metal trash can.  He rested there for a few minutes then walked a few more feet.  He looked toward the street and projectile vomited.  He then sat down on the side of the street and appeared to pass out.  I felt bad for him, but what in the heck was he thinking.  Who gets that drunk that early in the day and then takes a walk down a busy street when it's that hot out? 

I drew a picture.