Haircut

I went to my favorite barber shop today.  They do a great job with the cut and they also give a pretty good massage.  The best part is the straight razor followed by a hot towel.

While sitting there I thought, when I go bald on top I'm going to grow a tail. How awesome would it be if I went on an audit in my suit with my bald tail?  The auditee would have to take me serious when I show up looking ridiculous.

While I was thinking about my bald tail a woman walked into the barber shop.  One of the barbers awkwardly asked the woman if there was anything she needed.  She said she wanted a haircut.  The barber said oh.......take a seat and someone will be with you.  When it was her turn she was right next to me.  The barber asked how she wanted her hair cut and the woman said she would like to see a book of hairstyles.  I almost started laughing.  The barber said "we have no book, you tell me what you want, I cut it.  I cut man, woman, anything with hair."  LOL  The woman said she wanted her hair stacked, whatever that means.  The barbers started speaking in their native language and started laughing.  This was the first time I didn't assume they were making fun of me.  I wish I could have seen the finished product of her haircut.